That's one sad looking bag of salad. Easy choice.
Pre-mixed caesar salad in a bag? Gag! Impressive patriotic packaging! Stone spangled summer, declare & share the Keystitution. 'MERICA! Not sure which makes me gag more.
Sorry, I just can't get past adding the word "Platinum" to Bud Light. It's like adding sprinkles to a dog turd. No amount of sprinkles is going to make me want to eat it, it's still dog crap. Should have gone with the clearance "expires tomorrow" psychedelic oyster shrooms to induce a hallucinating vision quest where you would find your true spirit beer.