Oyster Mushrooms or Bud Light Platinum
Sorry, I just can't get past adding the word "Platinum" to Bud Light. It's like adding sprinkles to a dog turd. No amount of sprinkles is going to make me want to eat it, it's still dog crap. Should have gone with the clearance "expires tomorrow" psychedelic oyster shrooms to induce a hallucinating vision quest where you would find your true spirit beer.