Sushi(?) or Seagram's
Category: Meat & SeafoodSep192015
How does that saying go? 'Give a man a fish and you can feed him for a day. Teach a man to grocery shop and he'll come home with beer instead of fish.' Something like that.
Actually, can we really call it fish this guy was after? I mean, what-in-the-fake-fish-hell is Shaggy Dog sushi? But clearly this shopper was really in the mood for imitation food and beverage, since his ultimate decision came down to whether to buy a pack of questionable-looking "seafood" or a case of Seagram's "flavored malt beverages."
It's hard to imagine, but I'm guessing that the shopping list this guy's wife prepared for him that morning didn't read: "Please pick up neither meat, nor fish - but something "like" it, OR something that's not wine, but that's also definitely not beer. I hate beer and wine. But get something like it. But whatever you do, don't get both."