Bacon or Beer

Imagine if you had to choose…


A Hard Decesion

Category: Frozen



Faced with the same hard decision that this shopper was - choosing between a six pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade or a sad, lonely evening meal of three hard-frozen dinners featuring rock-hard biscuits, mysteriously chunky gravy, and a "hardy" helping of they-keep-swiping-left - I can hardly blame the hero of our story for making the ultimate decision of choosing an all-liquid format for his evening sustenance.

Oddly enough, a day after finding this sad little shrine, I noticed a classified ad in the newspaper reading: MAN SEEKING WOMAN WHO LOVES HER LEMONADE HARD AND HER MEN SOFT.

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