Coffee-mate or Hunter's Busch
Could there be anything more redneck than Busch beer dressed in hunter's orange? And really, when you plan on firing a weapon, you should always first be fully intoxicated. Also, the shitty beer hangover the next morning will be cured just as well with black coffee, no need for this non-dairy "creamer". Actually, there's never a need for non-dairy "creamer". Just buy real cream or half and half for God's sake! We all know there's no such thing as a lactose intolerant redneck.