Hot Wheels Shame
Category: Toys
Sep252015
So many poor choices to address on this sad BaconOrBeer.com post - I'm not even sure where to begin.
First, let's start with the obvious. This shopper selfishly decided at the very last minute to purchase libations, having carried this matchbox car all through the grocery store with the intent on giving it to an eager adolescent (probably dying of some quickly progressing auto-immune disease) whose only wish and dream was to play with a red matchbox car on this, one of the last evenings on earth.
Now, let's move on to the second, and graver of our shopper's offenses: his choice of beer. After all, if you're going to trade up a toy for a dying kid, it had better be for a quality NON-LIGHT beer! Someone somewhere not has an empty blue cardboard box, a belly full of beer flavored water, and a buzz barely present enough to dull the sharp sting of guilt and gas.
Finally, it's always a mistake to decide not to return an abandoned item to its original store location, a theme sadly none of the shoppers featured on our blog understands.